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Provisions for last night's Jersey Shore season premiere party

They know.

Nothing has ever made me feel more like the internet is reading my mind than discovering this website. http://bookshelfporn.com

REALLY???

File under: Things that made me do a double take on the subway; Things that make me die inside.

Dating advice from Michelle Obama: “Cute’s good. But cute only lasts for so long.”

Quoted from this article in the NYT, which makes me feel a little like I am a failure at doing anything with my life.

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