the real kelly kapoor

People. Minday Kaling's (writer and actress on The Office) Twitter is the greatest thing of all and she constantly cracks my shit up.

u know when you're being really needy and a voice inside
u says "you can stop this" but another part of u
says "fuck it, psycho, have fun"? 4:18 PM Feb 5th from web

Could he BE any more awesome?

On a related note, what the hell was I doing listening to this on cassette tape when I was like ten years old?

Currently freelancing

I've been proofreading my little butt off, but it's been fun to be able to work on a kid's book that has these sweet line drawing illustrations.

Gilmore Girls quote of the day

"And don't wear those stockings with the seams up the backs, you look like ten cents a dance."

--Emily Gilmore, "Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospels," Season Four

Live from New York

Happy brand-new year.

Goodbye Brooklyn, hello Manhattan. Ramona and I are enjoying our new view. [And yes, that is Crumbs right across the frickin street.]